"No, No . . . That's OK, Honey . . ."

Mrs. L got the corporate box seats for today's Red Sox
homeopener. But she has to use the other three seats
for "business" people.

That's fine. I can watch the game on TV. It'll be just
as good. I'll see replays, close-ups, etc. AND I'll
have my own bathroom and refrigerator.

So don't feel bad, Mrs. L. Your son and I will be just
fine. Just . . . FINE . . .

Plus the seats suck anyway! See:


Yeah. Who needs 'em?? I've got low-def TV!!!!