The End of "Plate!....D'OH!!!"
Way back when I started this blog, I wrote a short
rant about people in my state who complain about
even the slightest fee BUT are just fine with giving
the registry extra money for a vanity plate.
Honestly, you can't drive a tenth of a mile without
seeing someone's "meaningful statement" that they
just HAD to share with the rest of us.
I started jotting them down....the little scraps of paper
piled up.....so now I'm dumping them all right here
and trying to stop looking at licence plates altogether.
Along the way, I inserted some comments on the scraps
of paper, so I included them here. I know, some of my
comments are just as dumb as some of the plates.....whatever.
Feel free to chime in if you have a comment about one of the
plates you see here. Would YOU give the registry of motor
vehicles extra cash so your car could wear one of these??
1ADAM12 (can you say "issues"?)
1FASTGT
1STGOD
1YORKEY
2BZBOYS
2CORGIS (never forget the important connection between driving and how many dogs you own)
2CRAZY (yeah, these are just the kind of people you want on a motorcycle!)
2DABOWL (when you've gotta go, you've gotta go)
2DAXTRM (it's extreme, alright..)
2-DIVE
2DMNBZ
2EVL4U (keep dreamin')
2HT4U
2QK4U
2RUNNRS (yet, ironically, they're driving)
2SHEPDS
2SICK
2SPOYLD (yes, they wouldn't even question your dubious spelling)
2STORKS
2SWEET (I really doubt it)
2THTEC
3JGALS (good for J! but from a distance the "3" can be mistaken for a "B"....maybe even better for J.)
3SENUF
3-4-HIM
3&3JR
4-ABBY
4ANGELS
4-BOYZ
4BZ1GRL
4DBRAT (and she's willing to put up with this plate to have the car!)
4ESPRT
4EVRD
4EVRFAM (yup, nothin' you can do about it)
4G1RLS
4GIVN
4GRKDS
4GUNS (the OTHER licence plate on the car was a NH House of Representatives plate!!!)
4HOOVS
4KRACIN
4MYLOVE (kiss-ass!!!)
4N6PNY
4-OFUS
4PEANUT
4SAINTS
4-TEES
4TH-QTR
4TRADES
4U2C
4U2DCY4 (thanks for spending the extra money on the plate to give me a puzzle!)
4WHELIN
5BLVRS
5FREDS (this family must be like George Foreman's)
5NIETOS
5STONES
747CPT
7-MAX (this is probably to remind him when to stop drinking before driving)
95MAX (I know, I can read the model)
96CLSIC
A-2-Z (thorough)
AA1AM (be glad you're not THIS guy's sponsor!)
ACCURA
ACILOM (I'm betting this guy's last name is "Molica"...)
ACT-I-
ACT-ONE (hmmm.....)
ACURA3
ADDIOS (are you late for your spelling lesson?)
A+B-417 (it's an algebra test!)
A-GR81 (are you?)
A-M
AIDA
AIRCQQL
ALEAFS
ALKONIS
ALL4KMT
ALLEYZ
ALLURE
ALOHAS
ALWSL8
ANDY-T
ANGIKIM
ANTIK (VW - it didn't look antique, so I guess it's involved in antics..but someone beat it there)
ANXITY ("Where's my 'E'?? Where's my f*ckin' 'E'?!?!")
APE (I'm actually related to THIS guy - by marriage!)
APLJCK (Cinnamon toasty, I'm sure)
A PUPPET (Florida!!! How apropos!)
ARRGH (that's what it feels like to be driving behind you, pal)
ART-ED
ARTZGRL
ASAUMP
ASKME-Y
ATHNS04
AV8TA
AWAY2ME
AWESUM
BABOON
BADNANA
BADTBRD
BADTZ
BAIT
BAK2OZ
BALARK
BARISAX
BATRUP
BBSHOPR
BCB-DX
BCNUL8R
BCOMEU (who else could I be?)
BCRUSH
BDRLGN (YES! It is!!! ...oh, wait, I bet they mean the BAND)
BEATLEJ
BEATLZ
BECUZZ
BEEBLU
BEENO
BEEZLY (where's Buffy 'n' Jody?)
BELEVE- (I'm with you there!!)
BEMA-86 (the worst of a NE accent at work)
BIGBADV
BIGDDY
BIGPOND
BIGRED3
BILL-ME
BINKS (I HOPE this woman's name is Bianca...otherwise...)
BINX (I see a trend...)
BIZMARK
BKMDANO
BLACULA
BLARNY
BLEEVE
BLESST
BLKSSEI
BLRJJD
BLT
BLUBY-U
BLUE2U
BLUEROO
BLUFSH
BLUWTR
BMBSQD (a sure-fire way to draw the attention of the authorities, these days)
B-M-W
BOATNH (wonder if these two run into each other?)
BOBREN
BOO-BE
BOO&YAH
BOUNCE
BPRAYN
BRIZZLE
BRNSBG (do I see an insurance-driven "accident" in this VW's future??)
BROOKIE
BRUWNS (..don't tell me this is "Bruins"..ugh)
BSKTS&
BSKTNT
BSMOM
BUBALU
BUDMAN
BUGAWK
BUGLVR
BUSYBEE (but it was silver, not yellow)
BUYER1 (hey, I don't even know her....you buy it!)
CADJAC
CAH (MA...of course)
CAJUN1
CA-KID
CAN8IAN
CANDLE+
CARPDEM
CASCAT (pet cemetary owner?)
CATALNA (on a Volvo 960..???)
CAVEMAN
CCMYHRT (Dear Stranger: We don't care.....cc: your heart)
CEPHAS (sadly, in NH this is probably the guy's name...where's Wiggins?)
CHASER (MA plate)
CHEESE (the frightening part is, the car was puke green)
CHGD (charged? changed? from what? into what?)
CHIMAI
CHIMMY
CHN-UP (fitness nut or motivational speaker?)
CHKITA (this one IS yellow....get it??)
CHKM8
CHKOUT (some people just HAVE to brag about their job's social status)
CHLWLY (she said, as she jumped out of bed...)
CHOMP
CHOPPED
CHOWALV
CHOWS
CHRYNTP (guess he likes 'em young)
CHUY
CINDY- (self-esteem issue)
CIN-MAN
CLBR8TN
CMONKYS
CNUKPUP
COGIT8 (let's ponder the meaning of this plate!)
COOLEY
COOLVET
CRAIG0 (self-esteem issue)
CRIT-R
C-RYDER
CROZIE
CTLZGRL
CURTIE
CUZISED
CYAL8TR
CYNAMN
CZYCAKE
CZYGRL (they don't usually give you this much warning..)
CU84 (You're very late for your appointment)
CYCLOX (from the land of one-eyed clocks)
C-ANGEL
C+M+L
DACK
DAKIDZ
DANSR (Dan Senior, or a dancer who can't spell?)
DANTS (Is it Dan T's car or another dancer who cant spell?)
DAWEEZ
D-COURT
DEBEST
DEBRAY (specializing in donkey vocal cord removal)
DEER-IS
DERNZ1 (always good to know it's the original Dernz and not a cheap imitation)
DESIGN-
DESIRE
DEVLDG
DEVLWMN (this plate probably gets her more dates than it scares off!)
DEWAR
DOGTALK
DONNER
DOOWOPR
DPREST
DRFTDOG
DRIFLI
DRYFLI
DR-H20 (I'll take mine undoctored, thanks)
DURFEE
D-FROG
DI-P ('DIP' must have been taken, but the nickname was SO important....)
D-REK (Derek? Direct? The wreck?)
D+D&3
DR+EVIL
EDGEY (AND a bad speller! But don't mention it....)
EHDZN
EMATTS
E-MONO
EMOTE
ENGAGE+
ENJOI
ENTHUZD (oh, me too....thanks for sharing)
ERRAND
ETOH
EVACU8 (I was thinking this was the nurse who gives enemas..?)
EVL2IN
EZ-BLUE
FABULOS (yeah, that's great...)
FAITH-
FAMILY- (sorry for your loss)
FEALTY (talk about an ass-kisser)
FEAST
FINNANA (maybe they bought the truck with Nana's life insurance payoff?)
FINZUP (wouldn't that mean the fish was dead?)
FIZ-ED
FLG8RS
FLKART (Calista would be so proud)
FLMNTE
FLUTEL
FLY2SKY
FLY4KIX
FOLKY
FOOTOP
FOXY
FROMLA
FROSTE
FYRBALL
G8TORS
GABBER
GAWDES
GDRAKE (a good rake beats a bad hoe....well, wait a minute...)
GDSPED (do NOT drive near someone on a mission with this motto!)
GDSMK (Godsmack, or good smoke??)
GDSWAY
GEESE-
GERAFF
GETUFIT
GHOSTI
GIDYUP
GIRGNIS
GLAMRU
GLORY+ (another car to avoid - he's going for the glory, and then some)
GNFISN
GO2GOAL
GOBUKII (go Buckeyes....I get it...)
GOCUBS (talk about faith!!)
GODYME
GODZJOY
GOGOBOX
GHOREEK
GOLDYLX
GOLTNDR
GONE-ZO
GONFLYN
GOODLY
GOODY (gosh, how neato)
GOPLAY
GORACN (sure, but you drag ass in front of my car...)
GOTA-GO
GOTO-GO (yes, you need to "go" in order to go)
GOTWNGS
GR8FL (me, too, when you finally got out of my way)
GR8MOM
GR8+FUN
GRAMBO (will they NEVER stop making these sequels??)
GRHORNT (what? no Kato?)
GRNHRNT
GROCKS
GRTNGS (yeah, hi....now move)
GRUM&P (I guess GRUMPY and GRUM-P were taken)
GTARUN
GTDANE (I am my dog)
GT-HEMI
GUBBA-1
GUMPA
GYMMOM
HA82BL8
HALAH
HAMBURG
HAMR&W8
HNDSOFF
HAPINES (just a pee and an s away)
HARM
HARPO (the Marx brother, or Oprah's production company?)
HAVNGFN
HELOCTY
HEYBOY (this is a very frightening plate considering the guy who was driving)
HG2 (Will have to wait for the low-number license lottery to get that coveted "HG1".)
HIBOOST
HIYALL
HIZGRL
HLMRK
HLFRICH
HLYCOW
HLYSMK
HLYWOD
HOCKIE
HOLMSY (Is EVERY person named "Holmes" necessarily a "Holmsy"???)
HONDER
HONDUH (is it the car that's stupid, or its owner?)
HOSTILE (expect road rage)
HOWL
HOZHO1
HPCMPR (how good for you)
HRSNRND (quit your horsing around and drive)
HSNOMAN (should hook up with NOWIFE)
HTRMGR (Hooter's manager)
HUGFUN
HUNNY
HUNT-1 (one what?)
HUNTTOY (...oh, now I see...)
HURIKN
HVNSNT
HVYMETL
HYE-ES
IAMIAN
IBBY
ICESK8 (MA plate)
ICPKMK
IFLTWR (in NH? This guy's REALLY lost!)
IGOTIT (MA)
ILIAD&
ILUVYOU
ILVCOWS (TOO much info!)
ILVLAMP
IMADORK
IMIGHT
IMLVNIT
IMPLSV (obviously)
IMQLFYN
INERT (shh...the transmission will hear you!)
INLUV
INSECT
INTHYME
INVST+
ISTME
I-OK (says you, pal)
IPAY
IRNSDS (I don't want to know how they discovered this)
ISSUES
ITSMOI (who else could it be?)
ITSPAT
ITWZME (nah, sorry, you're too eager to admit it)
IZAP-U
JAN-IS (she is?)
JANGRL (so we'll remember your birthday?)
JAWS75 (wow....is this a 'shark' version of a 'Star Wars' dork??)
JEALOUS
JENNEX
JENSTOY
JESUS-
JIGGY2
JJSCAR
J-L-M
J-O-Y
JR-SR (is that the age between 50 and 62?)
JST42DY
JST4FUN
JST4SUN (nice to have cars for every occasion)
JSYOYO (J's way of saying "yo yo", or is the car a yoyo?)
JUN698 (that was my father's 65th birthday...nice of this total stranger to commemorate it)
JUSBCUZ
JUSTBE (I will, thanks...)
JUSTEPH
JUSWNK
KALEXIS
KARA-J
KAY-TEE
KEWEST (damned Parrotheads)
KFIRE
KICK-U
KID&ME
KIEU
KILLA
KKEG (been drinking so much, he stutters)
KLASSIK
KLASSY
KOOPAH (great - A Olde England car with a New England accent)
K-OSS
KOZY-K
KRAKOW
KROOZR
KTYSCR
KUDLA2
KWIKK9
L84SK8
L8TRWYOU
LAB-KAB (this must be one of those mobile weapons labs we thought were in Iraq!)
LADYDI (DO NOT follow this car into tunnels!!!)
LANLK2
LAVESR
LAWWHSE
LBUG7 (Blue Ford Focus)
LBRTY- (that's the goal, anyway)
LDYBUG3
LDYRED
LEFTY+
LEGEND
LENNY-
LESMIZ
LEVIQT
LILKRDE
LILMGIC
LILSTAR
LITLTIG ("here's hoping our son will become a pro golfer so we can buy a nicer car")
LIVELF
LIVIT
LLFISH
LO-SKEE
LOVU4ER (love you for....her? emergency room??)
LOXRUS (this was a locksmith, but it would have been funnier if it was a deli)
LQQKN (get it? get it???)
LQQKNF9 (fnine?)
LSATYD
LTLLSR
LUCKY1
LUV-ED (don't we ALL love Ed, though?)
LUVGLF
LUVMUSK
LUVNR2
LUZNIT (another car you want to give a wide berth)
LV2BOWL
LV2DNC (let's see how you feel about that AFTER the convention)
LV2LRN (gotta be a teacher, right? ironically, they TEACH, not LEARN!!)
LV2SKI- (the scariest part is the "-"....that means there's another LV2SKI out there)
LVELIFE (live life? love life? how about "leave life", pal??)
LVMYJEP
LVNL1FE
LVQLTG
LVTOLAF
LYFSVR (as long as you're not in a no-holds-barred-spelling-bee-deathmatch, he's your man)
LUV2-T
M1DN1TE
M8RXGRL
MABEBEE (oh COME on!!)
MABUHI
MACHA
MAD+DOG
MADGOOS (um.....)
MAGLDY
MAHALO
MAKMLAF
MALLARD
MAMAFEN
MANGOMN
MARGE+ (I really hope their other plate says HOMER)
MARY&Y
MASTANG (misspell it if you "mast")
MAST-IF
MAUCHA
MAYAN (like a burger and fries..)
MDYBYS
MEANAY (so don't dare question his spelling)
MEDEVAL
MEESHU
MELONS (you've got to admire a guy who isn't ashamed to say what he likes)
MENON
MEOWZR
MERCY
METOO
MEWSIC
ME&WIT
MI-DRM (well, now that you've got your Corvette, you've nothing left to live for!)
MIGYRL
MILI
MI-TRN
MIRIDE (when you've got one of those snazzy Civics, who can contain their pride?)
MIWAY (how altruistic, Frank!)
MENSCH
MKBLEV
MLKSDA2
MOMSGTO
MOMSTR
MOMS+5
MOMWGN
MOMZOD
MONGOOS
MOOKIE
MOTOX95
MOTTO
MRSPERK
MRS-S
MRTIME
MTN-DO
MTNHKR
MTNLIVN
MUSIC3
MVNGON
MY4MULA (for stupidity? IT'S A SUCCESS!!)
MYBURB (Suburban....with insecure owner)
MYJETT
MYPEARL
MYPRSHS
MYREWRD
MYTURN
NAH
NANLEE
NANSJP (Thanks, Nan....I wondered whose Jeep it was)
NASCARR (not all race fans can spell)
NE-DAY
NEF4TT (she wishes)
NETTE- (too bad...from a financial standpoint)
NERALIA
NFLFNZ
NH2NY
NHTODO
NIGHTLY
NITTANY
NIXMUM
NIZMO
NLVWU
NOAIR (Maine plate - and I thought they had less pollution there)
NOMONEY (on a brand new Corvette convertible - is it any wonder he's short on cash?)
NO-NECK
NONO4U
NO-RAIN (Does this work? In any case, it's better than no air)
NOSPIN
NOT+HIS
NOWHEY
NOWIFE (see HSNOMAN)
NT4NTHN (you mean there's a reason for this nonsense?!?)
NTAHUMT
NTMNTN (Nut Mountain?)
NTUCKET
NTYLLW
NUHOPE
NUMEGA (the old mega WAS getting a bit tiring)
OBEHAVE
O-BLIMY
OB-ONE+
ODDBALL
OH2SKI
OH-DEE
OHMYHED
OK2BME (well, if you say so)
OKIPRO
OKTDID
OMIGSH
ONAFLY
ONIN2
OOD (they use those in Egyptian moosic, don't they?)
OOHJHNY
OOPSSRY (unfortunately, not sorry enough)
OPUS
ORIGINL (bad spelling is hardly original on license plates!!!!)
OURTYME
OURUFO
PASTE+
PAZZA
PC-CAKE
PDOTAY ("OK, Buckwheat, P.D. !!)
PEACE4 (whom?)
PEGASIS
PENRAY (a futuristic version of the penlight...)
PENST8 ("My alma mater defines me!")
PHATTY
PHD-RN
PHLGGH
PHONE
PHONE- (is this like those "no radio" signs?)
PHROG
PINAKL (but not of spelling)
PIRATE
PITCRU
PKITUP (yes...please do)
PKTFNCE
PKUPMAN (at least his life has a purpose)
P-NADO
POCASET (why poke just one?)
POOOH+
POO&ME (hey, whatever you do behind closed doors...)
POPEYE-
PORTAGE
POWAZ
P-POD (green VW)
PQQHBR
PRAHARD
PRATTA
PRAZGO
PREBLE
PRLESS
PRONTO
PROS (last I knew, prostitution was illegal here, but give them points for putting a company car out there)
PSIADCT
PTZMOM
PUGLOVE
PUGWGN
PUNNY
QUADMOM (stereo mom just lacked dynamics)
QUIST (please, please....don't be an alternative spelling of "kissed")
R3BRATZ
R4BOYZ-
RAB
RAMJET (maybe this car was a Transformer toy?)
RAMPS
RAMS3 (They'll need to get more than one field goal if they want to win consistently)
RAPNZEL ("Let down your hair so I can climb into that huge SUV!")
RAVRTX
RAYDEN
RDKLLL
RDSKNS
RDSOXX
REDFIVE
REDNEK
REDSOX&
REDTOY
RELAAX
RESIN2 (only amusing because it was next to WATER2)
RFAMLE
RHYTHM-
RICOSV (please, God, tell me this ISN'T 'Rico Suave'.....)
RIP1
RKTEKT
ROADET
RONDON
ROOTBR
ROTILVR
RTFISHL
RTIKUL8
RUF&RDY
RUHROH (MA - didn't look like the Mystery Machine)
RUSHTOR
RSOX45
SAABSHP
SANDLE
SATIN (up here you can't be sure if this isn't because 'SATAN' was already taken!!)
SAVANA
SCATAH (doesn't say much for the vehicle, does it?)
SCHOGGI
SCOTISH (there must be a joke here about Scots and their bad spelling)
SCRAPPY
S-DOODA (...huh?)
SEASON
SED8ED (but still behind the wheel)
SERVMUP
SINEAD (wonder if the tires were bald)
SEAGIRT
SHBALA
SHMYGN (that won't be necessary)
SHODOG
SHOEBOX
SHOFR+ (really? what additional services do you supply??)
SHYIRSH
SICK-6
SIDEKCK (it's written in chrome on the side, why pay extra to reiterate?)
SILANDI (this MAY be names...or is it?)
SILLY (finally!! honesty in plating!)
SINATRA
SIRENS
SK84FN (that's nice....go do it so you're not on the road and in my way)
SK84KX (etc)
SKEL8OR
SKEMER
SKI-NG
SKIPTL
SKYDIVR (once again....)
SKYDVA (maybe this one sings opera during freefall)
SLAKKER
SLALOM
SLAVE1
SLCLIP
SLD4FN
SLY1 (and this proves it!)
SMAHT
SMOKE-R
SMOOTH (oh, yeah...)
SMPLYDN
SNOOTS
SNUGASA (VW Bug)
SNW-BD
SOXROCK
SODACAN
SOFTAIL
SOL-SVD
SOULMAN
SPACIA
SPCMN
SPDAMNK
SPINE1
SPINE7 (and to think, some people have NO spine)
SPLASH
SPLAT
SQUEEK+
SQHEAD
SQPANTS
SRFNSKI (get off the road and go DO it)
SS4ME
ST2468
STAMP
STARLV
STASH (why not just flag the cops down??)
STCLWN (street clown? Saint Clown? Either way it's bad)
STETSON (not just a hat - it's a lifestyle!)
STHPAW-
STLPLYN
STVN1
SUBIQ
SUNCHIK
SUNDEW
SUNFWR
SWETNS
SWIISH
SWT-XLS
SYR-AHH
S+O+S
TAKGS
TALE
TANGY
TARFY
TARTAR
TATONKA
TAYLRD
TDYBEAR
TEES-M
TEE+UP
TERIBL1 (more self-esteem issues)
TEXBOY
TGGRTOY
TH-ANSR
THECAPE (A new superhero, or just someone in the wrong state)
THEGIRL
THETAZ
THETUNA
THNSUM
THUMPR
TIGERI
TIKTOK
TIMBOB
TIME4T
TIMMAH
TIMSLDY (A little insecure, Tim?)
TLCNRY
TMID8R
TOI+MOI
TOMZTOY
TOMZTY (I hope the toy is the CAR!)
TONKATK
TOPGUN2
TOPL3SS
TOPLS (neither the car nor the driver were....)
TOPSEL
TORKY
TOUCHY1
TOW-TOY
TOYCAH
TPLSBUG (VW convertible)
TRAVL- (not the greatest ambition for your car!)
TREEHGR
TRNSL8 (Texas - just proving that the illness exists elsewhere)
TROFEE (My guess is the trophy is not from a spelling bee)
TRONTO
TROT+ON
TRUES
TRUSHI
TRYME (threat or offer??)
TUNES
TURN-2-
TWEE-T
TWISTA
TWISTR
TWNZ+1
TYPESUN
TYVOR
TZMNIA
UCMQQSE
ULUVIT
UMM-NO-
UN4GVEN
USBLUEZ
USHOCKY (and they say those guys can't spell)
UW8N4ME
VAI TU (you Vai, me Yngwie...oo oo)
VIDYA
VOLEBAL
VRMONT (you live in NH, pal)
VINNEY (this falls right into line with the stereotype of guys with that name, unfortunately)
VMLINUX (I am my job...I have no life)
W8-UP
WAGN-HO (you'd hope she had higher self-esteem...)
WAGON
WAHINE
WANASKI
WATER2 (see RESIN2)
WAXED
WAYTOGO
WCHOUT
WEEZR
WENS (sorry to hear you're afflicted)
WHAAAT (NY)
WHAHOO
WHEELZ
WHIT (and from the way he drove toward oncoming traffic, we can safely say he didn't give one)
WHUTEVR
WICKED-
WICKKED
WILKNS
WIN-E
WNDRFL
WOOG
WPOOH-
WRITEIT
WRTNOW
WT+EVER
WUFPAK
WUMPUS
X-HITE
XISNE1 (huh??)
XITLALY (I have NO idea...)
XL-DIVA
X-OTIC
XPLODE (a good plate had it been an old Pinto, but I would just steer clear of this car, in case)
XQSME06
XQUZ-ME
X-RING
XXX-XX
YC-RLTY (Maine)
YESDEAR
YEZIAM
YLD1 (you're way out of control...)
YOBCOOL
YOUNGEN
YUPTRK
ZILJIN
ZUGZUG
ZPINBY (Mass.
ZUKES
Z-VIER
&CIAO
&DAM& (...and demand what, pal???)
&DANCE (but run the stop sign, go right ahead...)
&JP&
&SERENA (I assume there's a VENUS car in their driveway, too)
&ZL8AGN
-2FUN-
-4ME-
-BCNU-
-BIT-
-BLESSD
-BLINK-
-BOAT-N
-BKLYN-
-BUM-
-CARP- (why advertise? her boyfriend will find out soon enough)
-CHEVY-
-CHIC
-COUCH
-DOUG (and apparently proud to have dumped him)
-DUCE-
-EDUC8-
-FUN42 (less fun for two? what is it? masturbation??)
-GOMA-
-HAIR
-HAWKEY (less like a hawk?)
-HUTCH- (somewhere you KNOW there's a STARSKY...)
-IRISH1 (less Irish than whom?)
-LEAP-
-L-T-P-
-MAZ-
-MOXIE-
-MUD-
-MUDDY-
-NAG3-
-PEANUT (nut allergy)
-PINK
-PINK-
-REIGN-
-ROSEY
-QUACK (I hope you find it)
-REDHOT (why would you advertise that?)
-RTOY-
-SMILY
-STOCKS (probably a good idea in this economy)
-SWTPEA
-TIBS-
-T-BO (sadly, the initial "-" indicates there's ANOTHER T-BO out there)
-TONKA- (truck - of course)
-TOY
-TRUTH (must be a politician)
-WTEVR
-WRR-
-YAWL-
+AKA+
+ARETE
+EAST+
+ELVIS- (make up your mind, already!!)
+FAITH+ (they're crosses...I get it...)
+HOME+
+GEMINI
+JAKE+
+MEW+
+KATHI (if they break up, does it have to change to -KATHI?)
+OTAKU
+PATFAN
+POCO+
+SAINT (..that's likely...mm)
+SARGE
+SHOES+
+S&M+
+TAT+
+TUTU+
+VW+
+XXX
+YOGI-
-YOYO-
rant about people in my state who complain about
even the slightest fee BUT are just fine with giving
the registry extra money for a vanity plate.
Honestly, you can't drive a tenth of a mile without
seeing someone's "meaningful statement" that they
just HAD to share with the rest of us.
I started jotting them down....the little scraps of paper
piled up.....so now I'm dumping them all right here
and trying to stop looking at licence plates altogether.
Along the way, I inserted some comments on the scraps
of paper, so I included them here. I know, some of my
comments are just as dumb as some of the plates.....whatever.
Feel free to chime in if you have a comment about one of the
plates you see here. Would YOU give the registry of motor
vehicles extra cash so your car could wear one of these??
1ADAM12 (can you say "issues"?)
1FASTGT
1STGOD
1YORKEY
2BZBOYS
2CORGIS (never forget the important connection between driving and how many dogs you own)
2CRAZY (yeah, these are just the kind of people you want on a motorcycle!)
2DABOWL (when you've gotta go, you've gotta go)
2DAXTRM (it's extreme, alright..)
2-DIVE
2DMNBZ
2EVL4U (keep dreamin')
2HT4U
2QK4U
2RUNNRS (yet, ironically, they're driving)
2SHEPDS
2SICK
2SPOYLD (yes, they wouldn't even question your dubious spelling)
2STORKS
2SWEET (I really doubt it)
2THTEC
3JGALS (good for J! but from a distance the "3" can be mistaken for a "B"....maybe even better for J.)
3SENUF
3-4-HIM
3&3JR
4-ABBY
4ANGELS
4-BOYZ
4BZ1GRL
4DBRAT (and she's willing to put up with this plate to have the car!)
4ESPRT
4EVRD
4EVRFAM (yup, nothin' you can do about it)
4G1RLS
4GIVN
4GRKDS
4GUNS (the OTHER licence plate on the car was a NH House of Representatives plate!!!)
4HOOVS
4KRACIN
4MYLOVE (kiss-ass!!!)
4N6PNY
4-OFUS
4PEANUT
4SAINTS
4-TEES
4TH-QTR
4TRADES
4U2C
4U2DCY4 (thanks for spending the extra money on the plate to give me a puzzle!)
4WHELIN
5BLVRS
5FREDS (this family must be like George Foreman's)
5NIETOS
5STONES
747CPT
7-MAX (this is probably to remind him when to stop drinking before driving)
95MAX (I know, I can read the model)
96CLSIC
A-2-Z (thorough)
AA1AM (be glad you're not THIS guy's sponsor!)
ACCURA
ACILOM (I'm betting this guy's last name is "Molica"...)
ACT-I-
ACT-ONE (hmmm.....)
ACURA3
ADDIOS (are you late for your spelling lesson?)
A+B-417 (it's an algebra test!)
A-GR81 (are you?)
A-M
AIDA
AIRCQQL
ALEAFS
ALKONIS
ALL4KMT
ALLEYZ
ALLURE
ALOHAS
ALWSL8
ANDY-T
ANGIKIM
ANTIK (VW - it didn't look antique, so I guess it's involved in antics..but someone beat it there)
ANXITY ("Where's my 'E'?? Where's my f*ckin' 'E'?!?!")
APE (I'm actually related to THIS guy - by marriage!)
APLJCK (Cinnamon toasty, I'm sure)
A PUPPET (Florida!!! How apropos!)
ARRGH (that's what it feels like to be driving behind you, pal)
ART-ED
ARTZGRL
ASAUMP
ASKME-Y
ATHNS04
AV8TA
AWAY2ME
AWESUM
BABOON
BADNANA
BADTBRD
BADTZ
BAIT
BAK2OZ
BALARK
BARISAX
BATRUP
BBSHOPR
BCB-DX
BCNUL8R
BCOMEU (who else could I be?)
BCRUSH
BDRLGN (YES! It is!!! ...oh, wait, I bet they mean the BAND)
BEATLEJ
BEATLZ
BECUZZ
BEEBLU
BEENO
BEEZLY (where's Buffy 'n' Jody?)
BELEVE- (I'm with you there!!)
BEMA-86 (the worst of a NE accent at work)
BIGBADV
BIGDDY
BIGPOND
BIGRED3
BILL-ME
BINKS (I HOPE this woman's name is Bianca...otherwise...)
BINX (I see a trend...)
BIZMARK
BKMDANO
BLACULA
BLARNY
BLEEVE
BLESST
BLKSSEI
BLRJJD
BLT
BLUBY-U
BLUE2U
BLUEROO
BLUFSH
BLUWTR
BMBSQD (a sure-fire way to draw the attention of the authorities, these days)
B-M-W
BOATNH (wonder if these two run into each other?)
BOBREN
BOO-BE
BOO&YAH
BOUNCE
BPRAYN
BRIZZLE
BRNSBG (do I see an insurance-driven "accident" in this VW's future??)
BROOKIE
BRUWNS (..don't tell me this is "Bruins"..ugh)
BSKTS&
BSKTNT
BSMOM
BUBALU
BUDMAN
BUGAWK
BUGLVR
BUSYBEE (but it was silver, not yellow)
BUYER1 (hey, I don't even know her....you buy it!)
CADJAC
CAH (MA...of course)
CAJUN1
CA-KID
CAN8IAN
CANDLE+
CARPDEM
CASCAT (pet cemetary owner?)
CATALNA (on a Volvo 960..???)
CAVEMAN
CCMYHRT (Dear Stranger: We don't care.....cc: your heart)
CEPHAS (sadly, in NH this is probably the guy's name...where's Wiggins?)
CHASER (MA plate)
CHEESE (the frightening part is, the car was puke green)
CHGD (charged? changed? from what? into what?)
CHIMAI
CHIMMY
CHN-UP (fitness nut or motivational speaker?)
CHKITA (this one IS yellow....get it??)
CHKM8
CHKOUT (some people just HAVE to brag about their job's social status)
CHLWLY (she said, as she jumped out of bed...)
CHOMP
CHOPPED
CHOWALV
CHOWS
CHRYNTP (guess he likes 'em young)
CHUY
CINDY- (self-esteem issue)
CIN-MAN
CLBR8TN
CMONKYS
CNUKPUP
COGIT8 (let's ponder the meaning of this plate!)
COOLEY
COOLVET
CRAIG0 (self-esteem issue)
CRIT-R
C-RYDER
CROZIE
CTLZGRL
CURTIE
CUZISED
CYAL8TR
CYNAMN
CZYCAKE
CZYGRL (they don't usually give you this much warning..)
CU84 (You're very late for your appointment)
CYCLOX (from the land of one-eyed clocks)
C-ANGEL
C+M+L
DACK
DAKIDZ
DANSR (Dan Senior, or a dancer who can't spell?)
DANTS (Is it Dan T's car or another dancer who cant spell?)
DAWEEZ
D-COURT
DEBEST
DEBRAY (specializing in donkey vocal cord removal)
DEER-IS
DERNZ1 (always good to know it's the original Dernz and not a cheap imitation)
DESIGN-
DESIRE
DEVLDG
DEVLWMN (this plate probably gets her more dates than it scares off!)
DEWAR
DOGTALK
DONNER
DOOWOPR
DPREST
DRFTDOG
DRIFLI
DRYFLI
DR-H20 (I'll take mine undoctored, thanks)
DURFEE
D-FROG
DI-P ('DIP' must have been taken, but the nickname was SO important....)
D-REK (Derek? Direct? The wreck?)
D+D&3
DR+EVIL
EDGEY (AND a bad speller! But don't mention it....)
EHDZN
EMATTS
E-MONO
EMOTE
ENGAGE+
ENJOI
ENTHUZD (oh, me too....thanks for sharing)
ERRAND
ETOH
EVACU8 (I was thinking this was the nurse who gives enemas..?)
EVL2IN
EZ-BLUE
FABULOS (yeah, that's great...)
FAITH-
FAMILY- (sorry for your loss)
FEALTY (talk about an ass-kisser)
FEAST
FINNANA (maybe they bought the truck with Nana's life insurance payoff?)
FINZUP (wouldn't that mean the fish was dead?)
FIZ-ED
FLG8RS
FLKART (Calista would be so proud)
FLMNTE
FLUTEL
FLY2SKY
FLY4KIX
FOLKY
FOOTOP
FOXY
FROMLA
FROSTE
FYRBALL
G8TORS
GABBER
GAWDES
GDRAKE (a good rake beats a bad hoe....well, wait a minute...)
GDSPED (do NOT drive near someone on a mission with this motto!)
GDSMK (Godsmack, or good smoke??)
GDSWAY
GEESE-
GERAFF
GETUFIT
GHOSTI
GIDYUP
GIRGNIS
GLAMRU
GLORY+ (another car to avoid - he's going for the glory, and then some)
GNFISN
GO2GOAL
GOBUKII (go Buckeyes....I get it...)
GOCUBS (talk about faith!!)
GODYME
GODZJOY
GOGOBOX
GHOREEK
GOLDYLX
GOLTNDR
GONE-ZO
GONFLYN
GOODLY
GOODY (gosh, how neato)
GOPLAY
GORACN (sure, but you drag ass in front of my car...)
GOTA-GO
GOTO-GO (yes, you need to "go" in order to go)
GOTWNGS
GR8FL (me, too, when you finally got out of my way)
GR8MOM
GR8+FUN
GRAMBO (will they NEVER stop making these sequels??)
GRHORNT (what? no Kato?)
GRNHRNT
GROCKS
GRTNGS (yeah, hi....now move)
GRUM&P (I guess GRUMPY and GRUM-P were taken)
GTARUN
GTDANE (I am my dog)
GT-HEMI
GUBBA-1
GUMPA
GYMMOM
HA82BL8
HALAH
HAMBURG
HAMR&W8
HNDSOFF
HAPINES (just a pee and an s away)
HARM
HARPO (the Marx brother, or Oprah's production company?)
HAVNGFN
HELOCTY
HEYBOY (this is a very frightening plate considering the guy who was driving)
HG2 (Will have to wait for the low-number license lottery to get that coveted "HG1".)
HIBOOST
HIYALL
HIZGRL
HLMRK
HLFRICH
HLYCOW
HLYSMK
HLYWOD
HOCKIE
HOLMSY (Is EVERY person named "Holmes" necessarily a "Holmsy"???)
HONDER
HONDUH (is it the car that's stupid, or its owner?)
HOSTILE (expect road rage)
HOWL
HOZHO1
HPCMPR (how good for you)
HRSNRND (quit your horsing around and drive)
HSNOMAN (should hook up with NOWIFE)
HTRMGR (Hooter's manager)
HUGFUN
HUNNY
HUNT-1 (one what?)
HUNTTOY (...oh, now I see...)
HURIKN
HVNSNT
HVYMETL
HYE-ES
IAMIAN
IBBY
ICESK8 (MA plate)
ICPKMK
IFLTWR (in NH? This guy's REALLY lost!)
IGOTIT (MA)
ILIAD&
ILUVYOU
ILVCOWS (TOO much info!)
ILVLAMP
IMADORK
IMIGHT
IMLVNIT
IMPLSV (obviously)
IMQLFYN
INERT (shh...the transmission will hear you!)
INLUV
INSECT
INTHYME
INVST+
ISTME
I-OK (says you, pal)
IPAY
IRNSDS (I don't want to know how they discovered this)
ISSUES
ITSMOI (who else could it be?)
ITSPAT
ITWZME (nah, sorry, you're too eager to admit it)
IZAP-U
JAN-IS (she is?)
JANGRL (so we'll remember your birthday?)
JAWS75 (wow....is this a 'shark' version of a 'Star Wars' dork??)
JEALOUS
JENNEX
JENSTOY
JESUS-
JIGGY2
JJSCAR
J-L-M
J-O-Y
JR-SR (is that the age between 50 and 62?)
JST42DY
JST4FUN
JST4SUN (nice to have cars for every occasion)
JSYOYO (J's way of saying "yo yo", or is the car a yoyo?)
JUN698 (that was my father's 65th birthday...nice of this total stranger to commemorate it)
JUSBCUZ
JUSTBE (I will, thanks...)
JUSTEPH
JUSWNK
KALEXIS
KARA-J
KAY-TEE
KEWEST (damned Parrotheads)
KFIRE
KICK-U
KID&ME
KIEU
KILLA
KKEG (been drinking so much, he stutters)
KLASSIK
KLASSY
KOOPAH (great - A Olde England car with a New England accent)
K-OSS
KOZY-K
KRAKOW
KROOZR
KTYSCR
KUDLA2
KWIKK9
L84SK8
L8TRWYOU
LAB-KAB (this must be one of those mobile weapons labs we thought were in Iraq!)
LADYDI (DO NOT follow this car into tunnels!!!)
LANLK2
LAVESR
LAWWHSE
LBUG7 (Blue Ford Focus)
LBRTY- (that's the goal, anyway)
LDYBUG3
LDYRED
LEFTY+
LEGEND
LENNY-
LESMIZ
LEVIQT
LILKRDE
LILMGIC
LILSTAR
LITLTIG ("here's hoping our son will become a pro golfer so we can buy a nicer car")
LIVELF
LIVIT
LLFISH
LO-SKEE
LOVU4ER (love you for....her? emergency room??)
LOXRUS (this was a locksmith, but it would have been funnier if it was a deli)
LQQKN (get it? get it???)
LQQKNF9 (fnine?)
LSATYD
LTLLSR
LUCKY1
LUV-ED (don't we ALL love Ed, though?)
LUVGLF
LUVMUSK
LUVNR2
LUZNIT (another car you want to give a wide berth)
LV2BOWL
LV2DNC (let's see how you feel about that AFTER the convention)
LV2LRN (gotta be a teacher, right? ironically, they TEACH, not LEARN!!)
LV2SKI- (the scariest part is the "-"....that means there's another LV2SKI out there)
LVELIFE (live life? love life? how about "leave life", pal??)
LVMYJEP
LVNL1FE
LVQLTG
LVTOLAF
LYFSVR (as long as you're not in a no-holds-barred-spelling-bee-deathmatch, he's your man)
LUV2-T
M1DN1TE
M8RXGRL
MABEBEE (oh COME on!!)
MABUHI
MACHA
MAD+DOG
MADGOOS (um.....)
MAGLDY
MAHALO
MAKMLAF
MALLARD
MAMAFEN
MANGOMN
MARGE+ (I really hope their other plate says HOMER)
MARY&Y
MASTANG (misspell it if you "mast")
MAST-IF
MAUCHA
MAYAN (like a burger and fries..)
MDYBYS
MEANAY (so don't dare question his spelling)
MEDEVAL
MEESHU
MELONS (you've got to admire a guy who isn't ashamed to say what he likes)
MENON
MEOWZR
MERCY
METOO
MEWSIC
ME&WIT
MI-DRM (well, now that you've got your Corvette, you've nothing left to live for!)
MIGYRL
MILI
MI-TRN
MIRIDE (when you've got one of those snazzy Civics, who can contain their pride?)
MIWAY (how altruistic, Frank!)
MENSCH
MKBLEV
MLKSDA2
MOMSGTO
MOMSTR
MOMS+5
MOMWGN
MOMZOD
MONGOOS
MOOKIE
MOTOX95
MOTTO
MRSPERK
MRS-S
MRTIME
MTN-DO
MTNHKR
MTNLIVN
MUSIC3
MVNGON
MY4MULA (for stupidity? IT'S A SUCCESS!!)
MYBURB (Suburban....with insecure owner)
MYJETT
MYPEARL
MYPRSHS
MYREWRD
MYTURN
NAH
NANLEE
NANSJP (Thanks, Nan....I wondered whose Jeep it was)
NASCARR (not all race fans can spell)
NE-DAY
NEF4TT (she wishes)
NETTE- (too bad...from a financial standpoint)
NERALIA
NFLFNZ
NH2NY
NHTODO
NIGHTLY
NITTANY
NIXMUM
NIZMO
NLVWU
NOAIR (Maine plate - and I thought they had less pollution there)
NOMONEY (on a brand new Corvette convertible - is it any wonder he's short on cash?)
NO-NECK
NONO4U
NO-RAIN (Does this work? In any case, it's better than no air)
NOSPIN
NOT+HIS
NOWHEY
NOWIFE (see HSNOMAN)
NT4NTHN (you mean there's a reason for this nonsense?!?)
NTAHUMT
NTMNTN (Nut Mountain?)
NTUCKET
NTYLLW
NUHOPE
NUMEGA (the old mega WAS getting a bit tiring)
OBEHAVE
O-BLIMY
OB-ONE+
ODDBALL
OH2SKI
OH-DEE
OHMYHED
OK2BME (well, if you say so)
OKIPRO
OKTDID
OMIGSH
ONAFLY
ONIN2
OOD (they use those in Egyptian moosic, don't they?)
OOHJHNY
OOPSSRY (unfortunately, not sorry enough)
OPUS
ORIGINL (bad spelling is hardly original on license plates!!!!)
OURTYME
OURUFO
PASTE+
PAZZA
PC-CAKE
PDOTAY ("OK, Buckwheat, P.D. !!)
PEACE4 (whom?)
PEGASIS
PENRAY (a futuristic version of the penlight...)
PENST8 ("My alma mater defines me!")
PHATTY
PHD-RN
PHLGGH
PHONE
PHONE- (is this like those "no radio" signs?)
PHROG
PINAKL (but not of spelling)
PIRATE
PITCRU
PKITUP (yes...please do)
PKTFNCE
PKUPMAN (at least his life has a purpose)
P-NADO
POCASET (why poke just one?)
POOOH+
POO&ME (hey, whatever you do behind closed doors...)
POPEYE-
PORTAGE
POWAZ
P-POD (green VW)
PQQHBR
PRAHARD
PRATTA
PRAZGO
PREBLE
PRLESS
PRONTO
PROS (last I knew, prostitution was illegal here, but give them points for putting a company car out there)
PSIADCT
PTZMOM
PUGLOVE
PUGWGN
PUNNY
QUADMOM (stereo mom just lacked dynamics)
QUIST (please, please....don't be an alternative spelling of "kissed")
R3BRATZ
R4BOYZ-
RAB
RAMJET (maybe this car was a Transformer toy?)
RAMPS
RAMS3 (They'll need to get more than one field goal if they want to win consistently)
RAPNZEL ("Let down your hair so I can climb into that huge SUV!")
RAVRTX
RAYDEN
RDKLLL
RDSKNS
RDSOXX
REDFIVE
REDNEK
REDSOX&
REDTOY
RELAAX
RESIN2 (only amusing because it was next to WATER2)
RFAMLE
RHYTHM-
RICOSV (please, God, tell me this ISN'T 'Rico Suave'.....)
RIP1
RKTEKT
ROADET
RONDON
ROOTBR
ROTILVR
RTFISHL
RTIKUL8
RUF&RDY
RUHROH (MA - didn't look like the Mystery Machine)
RUSHTOR
RSOX45
SAABSHP
SANDLE
SATIN (up here you can't be sure if this isn't because 'SATAN' was already taken!!)
SAVANA
SCATAH (doesn't say much for the vehicle, does it?)
SCHOGGI
SCOTISH (there must be a joke here about Scots and their bad spelling)
SCRAPPY
S-DOODA (...huh?)
SEASON
SED8ED (but still behind the wheel)
SERVMUP
SINEAD (wonder if the tires were bald)
SEAGIRT
SHBALA
SHMYGN (that won't be necessary)
SHODOG
SHOEBOX
SHOFR+ (really? what additional services do you supply??)
SHYIRSH
SICK-6
SIDEKCK (it's written in chrome on the side, why pay extra to reiterate?)
SILANDI (this MAY be names...or is it?)
SILLY (finally!! honesty in plating!)
SINATRA
SIRENS
SK84FN (that's nice....go do it so you're not on the road and in my way)
SK84KX (etc)
SKEL8OR
SKEMER
SKI-NG
SKIPTL
SKYDIVR (once again....)
SKYDVA (maybe this one sings opera during freefall)
SLAKKER
SLALOM
SLAVE1
SLCLIP
SLD4FN
SLY1 (and this proves it!)
SMAHT
SMOKE-R
SMOOTH (oh, yeah...)
SMPLYDN
SNOOTS
SNUGASA (VW Bug)
SNW-BD
SOXROCK
SODACAN
SOFTAIL
SOL-SVD
SOULMAN
SPACIA
SPCMN
SPDAMNK
SPINE1
SPINE7 (and to think, some people have NO spine)
SPLASH
SPLAT
SQUEEK+
SQHEAD
SQPANTS
SRFNSKI (get off the road and go DO it)
SS4ME
ST2468
STAMP
STARLV
STASH (why not just flag the cops down??)
STCLWN (street clown? Saint Clown? Either way it's bad)
STETSON (not just a hat - it's a lifestyle!)
STHPAW-
STLPLYN
STVN1
SUBIQ
SUNCHIK
SUNDEW
SUNFWR
SWETNS
SWIISH
SWT-XLS
SYR-AHH
S+O+S
TAKGS
TALE
TANGY
TARFY
TARTAR
TATONKA
TAYLRD
TDYBEAR
TEES-M
TEE+UP
TERIBL1 (more self-esteem issues)
TEXBOY
TGGRTOY
TH-ANSR
THECAPE (A new superhero, or just someone in the wrong state)
THEGIRL
THETAZ
THETUNA
THNSUM
THUMPR
TIGERI
TIKTOK
TIMBOB
TIME4T
TIMMAH
TIMSLDY (A little insecure, Tim?)
TLCNRY
TMID8R
TOI+MOI
TOMZTOY
TOMZTY (I hope the toy is the CAR!)
TONKATK
TOPGUN2
TOPL3SS
TOPLS (neither the car nor the driver were....)
TOPSEL
TORKY
TOUCHY1
TOW-TOY
TOYCAH
TPLSBUG (VW convertible)
TRAVL- (not the greatest ambition for your car!)
TREEHGR
TRNSL8 (Texas - just proving that the illness exists elsewhere)
TROFEE (My guess is the trophy is not from a spelling bee)
TRONTO
TROT+ON
TRUES
TRUSHI
TRYME (threat or offer??)
TUNES
TURN-2-
TWEE-T
TWISTA
TWISTR
TWNZ+1
TYPESUN
TYVOR
TZMNIA
UCMQQSE
ULUVIT
UMM-NO-
UN4GVEN
USBLUEZ
USHOCKY (and they say those guys can't spell)
UW8N4ME
VAI TU (you Vai, me Yngwie...oo oo)
VIDYA
VOLEBAL
VRMONT (you live in NH, pal)
VINNEY (this falls right into line with the stereotype of guys with that name, unfortunately)
VMLINUX (I am my job...I have no life)
W8-UP
WAGN-HO (you'd hope she had higher self-esteem...)
WAGON
WAHINE
WANASKI
WATER2 (see RESIN2)
WAXED
WAYTOGO
WCHOUT
WEEZR
WENS (sorry to hear you're afflicted)
WHAAAT (NY)
WHAHOO
WHEELZ
WHIT (and from the way he drove toward oncoming traffic, we can safely say he didn't give one)
WHUTEVR
WICKED-
WICKKED
WILKNS
WIN-E
WNDRFL
WOOG
WPOOH-
WRITEIT
WRTNOW
WT+EVER
WUFPAK
WUMPUS
X-HITE
XISNE1 (huh??)
XITLALY (I have NO idea...)
XL-DIVA
X-OTIC
XPLODE (a good plate had it been an old Pinto, but I would just steer clear of this car, in case)
XQSME06
XQUZ-ME
X-RING
XXX-XX
YC-RLTY (Maine)
YESDEAR
YEZIAM
YLD1 (you're way out of control...)
YOBCOOL
YOUNGEN
YUPTRK
ZILJIN
ZUGZUG
ZPINBY (Mass.
ZUKES
Z-VIER
&CIAO
&DAM& (...and demand what, pal???)
&DANCE (but run the stop sign, go right ahead...)
&JP&
&SERENA (I assume there's a VENUS car in their driveway, too)
&ZL8AGN
-2FUN-
-4ME-
-BCNU-
-BIT-
-BLESSD
-BLINK-
-BOAT-N
-BKLYN-
-BUM-
-CARP- (why advertise? her boyfriend will find out soon enough)
-CHEVY-
-CHIC
-COUCH
-DOUG (and apparently proud to have dumped him)
-DUCE-
-EDUC8-
-FUN42 (less fun for two? what is it? masturbation??)
-GOMA-
-HAIR
-HAWKEY (less like a hawk?)
-HUTCH- (somewhere you KNOW there's a STARSKY...)
-IRISH1 (less Irish than whom?)
-LEAP-
-L-T-P-
-MAZ-
-MOXIE-
-MUD-
-MUDDY-
-NAG3-
-PEANUT (nut allergy)
-PINK
-PINK-
-REIGN-
-ROSEY
-QUACK (I hope you find it)
-REDHOT (why would you advertise that?)
-RTOY-
-SMILY
-STOCKS (probably a good idea in this economy)
-SWTPEA
-TIBS-
-T-BO (sadly, the initial "-" indicates there's ANOTHER T-BO out there)
-TONKA- (truck - of course)
-TOY
-TRUTH (must be a politician)
-WTEVR
-WRR-
-YAWL-
+AKA+
+ARETE
+EAST+
+ELVIS- (make up your mind, already!!)
+FAITH+ (they're crosses...I get it...)
+HOME+
+GEMINI
+JAKE+
+MEW+
+KATHI (if they break up, does it have to change to -KATHI?)
+OTAKU
+PATFAN
+POCO+
+SAINT (..that's likely...mm)
+SARGE
+SHOES+
+S&M+
+TAT+
+TUTU+
+VW+
+XXX
+YOGI-
-YOYO-
posted by Mr. L at 5:54 PM
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