An 'Olympic' Admission

The Winter Olympics are being shown on tape-delay here because
of the time difference. The results are available (and broadcast
on the news) before the events are shown on television. Usually there
is a warning, something like "we are about to show today's results,
so you may wish to turn down the sound".

One of the local anchormen took it slightly further the other day,
saying: "If you can turn off the sound of my voice and avert your
gaze, you'll be living my wife's dream."