Updating the Ol' Image

Today, while waiting for my car to emerge from the
repair shop (cars LOVE those places, don't they??),
I wandered into the drug store to "browse".

I saw that "Tucks Medicated hemorrhoid Pads" were
formerly known as "Anusol" pads.

Is Tucks really a better name? The image alone is
disturbing. Soon they'll be calling the suppositories
"Jamz".

I consoled myself with the knowledge that I don't
need any of these products anyway!!