iSorry

Never say anything negative about iPod technology.
Its devotees will get you. They will hunt you down.
They will accuse you of "not caring about music".
You will be ostracized and have your pets taken
away. Birds will poop on your car. The pollen count
in your area will rise. Large caterpillers will chew the
leaves of trees outside your bedroom window so loudly
that you will lose sleep.

Wow. Who knew? iSorry!!!!! Make it stop!!!